Welcome to Brussex!
Hello, good evening and welcome to the all-new Brussex County Council website. We're dedicated to bringing you all the news, features and latest goings-on in and around our noble country (Brussex). Click on any of the pictures or headlines below to access our exclusive video content, giving you an insight into all the latest issues and events in the Brussex area. We've also managed to secure exclusive previews of the hottest television shows, accessible via our TV Guide, which includes Brussex's premiere soap opera, Five Star Service. So sit back, relax and enjoy the flavoursome aroma of this beautiful part of the world.
The Brussex Big Dig
Join top local archeologist Alfred Monhanagan on day one the 58th Annual Brussex Big Dig. In this exclusive film, Mr. Monhanagan guides us through the history of the area, as well as the wider impact that the battle between Duke Charles Wenschiemsetchisire and Count David Rempoldemonshiresbrook has had on the county of Brussex.
Not Great Danes
Roving reporter Bimsy McKnight investigates the increasing problem of immigration. Brussex has always enjoyed a multi-cultural community; we're not being racist, some of our best friends are black. But with increased crime, lower standards of decency and a general ámbíčncë of moral decay, who else are we supposed to blame? Huh?
sKOOL Zone - Teriaki
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